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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:12 pm

ive got both good news and bad news, the good news is that there is no bad news.
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:54 pm

I like gunz :3
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:57 am

if you shoot yourself with a feather and fall, lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:22 pm

Like i said on facebook you'll splat like one too.

Can you imagine the mess.


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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:59 pm

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle - they're on TV!

Vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'.

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night!

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

Books are useless: I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" - and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me?

"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me. 'Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss. 'Number three, 'it was like that when I got here."

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:07 pm

You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.


Way too sexist.
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:14 pm

whether you consider the glass half full or half empty isnt important. what is important, however, is that you finish your drink.

hm ...that make sense? o_o
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:23 pm

Women are like telephones. They love to be held and talked to. God forbid you push the wrong button...or you'll be disconnected =D
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:41 pm

whoever decided to name the orange (fruit) was really uncreative
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:51 pm

XD

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If you notice this notice, you'll notice theres nothing to notice with this notice... DID YA NOTICE THAT ?
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:47 am

what?
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:03 pm

yesterday i tried to fly by jumping off a roof of a house and flapping my arms....... and it worked!
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:39 pm

psh i did that yesterday...then i got hit by a plane. I don't exist anym-
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:04 pm

if you wear a thong to a mall and youre a guy youre girlfriend will look at you funny
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:00 pm

@ me: lol
@ zetsumei: lol
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:20 am

Whatev. My girlfriend thinks i'm smexy when i do that
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:32 pm

havent been on in a while cause my sis wont let me on her comp

if bananas had wings monkeys would have to learn to drive airplanes
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:11 pm

im going to fill a room with 309 miniature lighthouse figurines
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:12 pm

- Wink woops I accidently typed Wink instead of Smile. Now it's awkward.
No it wasn't awkward until you said it was awkward, >.> now it's awkward! O.o

- ....MOOO....MOOOOOO!! x3

- when I'm bored I just watch raindrops race eachother down a car window xD
-life isn't a garden so stop bein a hoe.
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:40 am

*insert random saying here*
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:45 am

*inserts a random saying there*
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:03 pm

thank you Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:49 pm

- 911, WTF's wrong wit chu ?!

baha , . (:
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:43 pm

no problemo mi amigo. Tu tienes mucho hablar por nada

holly: lol nice
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:27 pm

There are 3 types of people in this world 1 type is good at math and 1 type is bad at math.

This world is full of cool people so what does that make u?
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