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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:14 am

there are 10 people in this world...those who unserstand Binary, and those who don't
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:00 am

Welcome to crackdonalds, WTF do you want?!
Craaaackdonaldss, we love to see u smile! Unless yo teeth is f*cked up, then ya better keep yo mouth SHUT!!
Lmfao xD
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:28 pm

XD
Shane Dawson is a god Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:11 pm

I'm athiest >_<
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:27 am

man...what a drag
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:49 pm

Which weighs more: A pound of Gold or a pound of feathers?

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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:52 pm

I bet you all get the above question wrong as well as this:

A man leaves home running. He runs 90 feet and turns left. He runs 90 feet and turns left, again. One last time, he runs 90 feet and turns left. When he gets back home there are 2 men waiting for him. Who are they?

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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:36 pm

The Swiss flag is square ^^

Only place with vowels , Aiea , in hawaii
Checkmate is from the version phrase "shah mat" which means , the king is dead XD
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:38 pm

Pinnochio is Italian for pinehead XD
if you stretch a slinky out it measure 87 feet o.o
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:40 pm

David wrote:
I'm athiest >_<

you mean Jehovah Witness ? -shot-
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:58 pm

No...I dont believe in God
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:35 pm

David wrote:
No...I dont believe in God
Me neither
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:59 pm

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No...I dont believe in God

do you even know what Jehovah is... >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:00 pm

The biblical term for Jesus Christ...brother of Lucifer (satan)...son of Elohiem (God)

Jehovah is spelled incorectly.

Ιεηοβα in Greek...
Jesus Christ in English...
Jesu Christo in Spanish...

I may be Scientologist/Atheist...but I've studied every religion.
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:20 pm

...right
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:55 pm

you might be a redneck if....you do this lol




- 911 what is your emergency?
- uh, my friend fell out of his treestand and i think he's dead
- calm down sir, first, we need to make sure he is dead
- okay, hold on a minute, *two shotgun shots in background*, okay, now what?
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:25 pm

XD
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:14 am

I've heard that one....
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:33 pm

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:15 pm

heh heh
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:00 pm

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:37 pm

That's gross
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:00 pm

David wrote:
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

I don't understand this one at all. ._.
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:01 pm

hes talking about
how men think their penises are huge.
O.O
like .. inches.. t miles...
idk

im perverted.
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PostSubject: Re: Random sayings of the day   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:10 pm

Men don't normally think that. Most men want bigger penises, so naturally they'd think theirs is small.
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