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PostSubject: Anguished English: Funnies!   Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:32 am

So..in my history class...my teacher tells us funny stories (all true), so i thought i'd post them and see what you guys think!

Real headlines of newspapers:

Queen Mary to get bottom scraped!
Queen Mary and QM2 are ships

Iraqui head seeks arms!
the addams family *snap snap*

Panda mating fails; veteranarian steps in
what a guy...


Things in various church bulletins:

The women have cast off clothing of every kind and they can be seen in the basement Friday afternoons.
Cast-off clothing is clothing in the lost and found...next time put a hyphen XD

Following the Pastor's illness:
Rev. Hargreaves is better.

During this special Easter program, we have asked Sister Christensen to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
sounds painful...and in front of so many people!

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PostSubject: Re: Anguished English: Funnies!   Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:33 pm

XDXDXDXD this is some funny *** real ********

Last edited by One on Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:06 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : LANGUAGE >_< but yeah...it is...lol)
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PostSubject: Re: Anguished English: Funnies!   Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:05 pm

lol Mr. Demonja get that book back from you yet? XD
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