Act "Normal" here :D

Subject: Act "Normal" here :D Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:20 pm

so, basically, act retarded, spam, pretend you have tourrettes, etc. here!
example :

NAOW, WHO THE FUCK STOLE MAH CRACK ?! -.-
*rapes a pregnant lady* WHORE >.>
MAH BALLS ARE ITCHY ! scratch 'em anyone ? e.e *scratch scratch*its the ticks ._.
OPE! FOUND MEH CRACK! ITS IN MAH PANTS 8D nom nom nom :U
*twitches* D-D-D-DAAMN TOURETTES *thrusts* AAH FAWK :O

like that ^^ o.o'
=]

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:26 pm

*in a romantic movie*

*tongue thrusts and starts moaning for a few seconds*
*stands up* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK >:U

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:34 pm

LMFAO . XD

*puts on a Gaynor mask* THEXTHEH ;D
*Gay guy comes up to me* "hey how much ya pay? ;D *licks lips* "
I AINT NO MALE HOOKER! *takes off mask* ASSHOLE! *kicks him* >_>
*runs off screaming and cussing*

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:37 pm

*sitting beside hope*
C'MON MAYAN WHUT CHU DOI-- *moans* OHHHH
*stands up*
I'M A BIG KID NOW, SO SCRATCH MY FUCKING BALLS !
*kicks a hooker*
WHERE U PUT MY DEAMN BEER YOU OLD SLUT !?!?!?
GAH
TOURRETES ! D:
*thrust thrust *
*storms of screaming*
I DIDNT GET A PROSTITDUDE LICENCE >_>

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:44 pm

NAW MAYAN I GOT MAH OWN BALLS TA SCRATCH !
AND I PUT IT DOWN YOUR PANTS >.>
*scratch scratch*
HOLY SHIITT!
tourettes :O

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:48 pm

*looks in my pants* MY BEER BETTER BE HER--- found it ! Very Happy

:3

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:38 am

Share some you gay fuck e_e

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:16 pm

*hands it out to little kids* :}

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:29 pm

*steals it from one of the kids*
GREEDY LIL BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER >.>
*drinks it and the kid cries* STFU OR ILL KICK YA RIGHT IN BETWEEN THE TITS
BOI!

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Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:39 pm

Hollister wrote:: *steals it from one of the kids*
GREEDY LIL BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER >.>
*drinks it and the kid cries* STFU OR ILL KICK YA RIGHT IN BETWEEN THE TITS
BOI!

DONT CHU KICK MY SON
*kicks him myself*
YEAH YOU LITTLE FUCKER
DONT YOU EVER TRY TO TOUCH MY SUPPLY OF BOOZE AGAIN YOU ASSHOLE! >.>"

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:13 pm

hey everyone! lets all skip down the block while whistling the sesame street theme song until we arrive at a donation facility where we can give away our money and alcholic beverages to charity Very Happy

remember, sharing is caring 0:)

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:02 pm

FUCK EM ALL
I AINT SHARIN SHIT WIT THEM ! >_>
*kicks a homeless kid*
SUCK MY BALLS!

lol jk, i totally wouldnt do that to a homeless kid xD

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:04 pm

THA FUCK DO Y'ALL THINK I AM ?! :O
I AINT SHARIN MAH DAMN BOOZE !
FUCK THAT MAYAANNN 8D

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:12 pm

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:13 pm

i-i-i was just trying to be t-thoughtful pale

just share Smile

youll feel good about yourself 0:)

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:15 pm

FINE >_>
*snatches Beer from Wanda and gives it to little kid* Smile

dont waste that kinda shit or else >:U

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:18 pm

*to the lil kid* k good job tommy now bring it over here just like we planned Twisted Evil

see hollister? sharing is the right thing to do Wink

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:20 pm

YOU GREEDY FUCK :O
*takes beer back from z-man and drinks it*
AHA 8D

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:22 pm

HEY! i was just gonna.... uhhhh.... donate that Wink

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:26 pm

m..hm.. XD
I SURE AS HELL WOULDNT 8D *cough*

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:17 pm

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:28 pm

That's not Mickey mouse that's just TIT DIRT !!!
lmaoo , oh fuckkk XD

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:09 pm

LOL XD

Subject: Re: Act "Normal" here :D Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:53 am

8D

TURKEY ASS !
SLUTTTTT
CUNTFACE
FUCKTITS
NIGGGGGGA
BASTARD
MOFO
FUCKTARD
ASSHOLE
BITCHHH
PISSSSSSSS
BAHH... AIDS
WHOORE
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MAH TICKS ?!
WHO GOTZ DAH WEEED ?!?!?
I KNOW YOU STOLE IT >.> *kicks a preggo lady* STUPID FUCKER!
SUCK MY DICK!
KISS MY ASSSSSS ! where are my ticks ?! D,X

I blame all that on mah tourrettes 8D