Random sayings of the day

there actually better . XD

yes they are and less messy hahahaha

LOL
but the cups are good too
lol theyre

hahahah the sups get me messy but hey are good

Breakfast, the most important meal of the day! Serving it up Gary's way =D

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

lets all do the twist

oh oh alright =D
*does the twist.*
wait whut.. o_o

*does the twist*
o_< ow i think i twisted to far

God gave men a brain and a penis...but only enough blood to run one at a time ^_^

God i'm perverted *gets in the feTal position and cries*

It is fetal by the way >.<

u picked up my cd in bward daylight a scewwwwwwwwwach
u scwached his cd if u do it again ur be admiring my but from the pavement threw a stwar
what?
u....u herd me
thanks mike
no pwoblem

manager:what happend?
monster:a kid almost tuched me she got this close to me
manager: she wasent scared of u? she was only 6
monster: I CULD HAVE BEAN DEAD I CULD HAVE DIES
manager:keep it together man *whistels* HEY WE GOT A DEAD DOOR OVER HERE
bin monster 1 + 2: wer cuming look out out of the way wach out excuse us *puts tape on door*
Bill: wev lost 58 doors this week sir
mr waternews: oh kids these days they just just dont scare like they useto
bin monster 1 + 2: *puts door in to shredder* LET HER RIP *shreds door*
*door knobs come out of dispencer* *ting ting

People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain.”



its pretty true

"MrRROOWWWW" "hahahahaha why are you holding your side?" "cuz something exploded!..oh my god my side penis"

lmfao Skye XD

LMFAO GTZ MAN GTZ

Rorschach wrote:

manager:what happend?
monster:a kid almost tuched me she got this close to me
manager: she wasent scared of u? she was only 6
monster: I CULD HAVE BEAN DEAD I CULD HAVE DIES
manager:keep it together man *whistels* HEY WE GOT A DEAD DOOR OVER HERE
bin monster 1 + 2: wer cuming look out out of the way wach out excuse us *puts tape on door*
Bill: wev lost 58 doors this week sir
mr waternews: oh kids these days they just just dont scare like they useto
bin monster 1 + 2: *puts door in to shredder* LET HER RIP *shreds door*
*door knobs come out of dispencer* *ting ting

OMG! This is fom monsters Inc!!! Rite?!

lol thats what i thought too xD
im pretty sure it is... na actually i know it is

Well, you know what they say... If you can't fight 'em... bite 'em. If you can't beat 'em... eat 'em. If you can't do 'em... chew 'em. If you can't stomp 'em... chomp 'em. If you can't whip 'em... nip 'em. If you can't waste 'em... taste 'em.

a mosquitoe

Rorschach wrote:

u picked up my cd in bward daylight a scewwwwwwwwwach
u scwached his cd if u do it again ur be admiring my but from the pavement threw a stwar
what?
u....u herd me
thanks mike
no pwoblem

hahahahHahahahahahahah is this from the ringer (:

i is awesome, there...........

XD

i still say mosquitoe

i second that.

today is the day, im finally gonna go to africa and talk to wild crocodiles while wearing a zebra meat suit! wish me luck!!