Random sayings of the day

Posts : 68 Join date : 2009-10-01 Age : 29

try to come back every day with a new random saying

Posts : 68 Join date : 2009-10-01 Age : 29

I wish i had a pet wigglytuff

so we could play power rangerz =D

but im the pink ranger >.>

he can be red

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I wish I could use chakra like Kakashi, so I could kick serious ass Razz

Posts : 68 Join date : 2009-10-01 Age : 29

if the words pickles and love were switched

instead of saying i love you

you'd be saying i pickles you

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Eat an apple with an onion under your nose...the apple will taste like Onion bleah

Posts : 68 Join date : 2009-10-01 Age : 29

If all girls had suddenly got really deep voices it would be awkward when you like someone

Guest

yes...*disturbed now*...yes, it would.

Why doesn't Donald Duck wear pants, yet when he gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist =P

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:35 am

ever wonder what it would be like if grass was as sharp as broken glass and pigs could fly? me neither

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yes...every day Very Happy

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Why dont people speak more spanish? Puedo hablar Ingles y Espanol....

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:32 pm

o-o

uhh..

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:38 pm

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!!!

>:]

Guest

lol nice

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:19 pm

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:28 pm

here's some weird sayings of the day:

- put that in your juice box and SUCK IT!!!!
-My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like: you wanna trade cards? darn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not mah charizard.
-psh.......yeah well...............ur mom..
-thats what she said !

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:46 pm

why say good luck wen u can say great luck?
;3

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:18 pm

Why say "happy birthday" when its not that happy ?

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things I say:
HOLY MONKEY!!!
OH MY CHICKEN!!!
WHAT IN THE FLYING MONKEY JUST HAPPEND!!???!!!???!
HOLY POTATO WHAT IN THE MONKEY POTATO JUST HAPPEND!!!!?????

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:46 am

if a picture is worth a thousand words, then how many words is a movie worth??

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on average...about 3,777,000 words.... Gay, homo, queer...several words for Brokeback Mountain

Posts : 68 Join date : 2009-10-01 Age : 29

do you ever feel as if you need to climb a tree and yodel to the birds?

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:12 pm

Guest

Yes...but im taking meds for it

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:37 pm

doodly doodly doooo! do do do do do do!!
Very Happy

its not my fault im english DX
beep boop bop! i ish a robot!

if i run and jump out of my window can i fly like a turtle!? <--- i just randomly thought of that XD

Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:42 pm

Baha,
- konnichiwa bitchez x]
^^ Lorie made that up! xD

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