Random sayings of the day

there are 10 people in this world...those who unserstand Binary, and those who don't

Welcome to crackdonalds, WTF do you want?!
Craaaackdonaldss, we love to see u smile! Unless yo teeth is f*cked up, then ya better keep yo mouth SHUT!!
Lmfao xD

XD
Shane Dawson is a god

I'm athiest >_<

man...what a drag

Which weighs more: A pound of Gold or a pound of feathers?

Spoiler:

I bet you all get the above question wrong as well as this:

A man leaves home running. He runs 90 feet and turns left. He runs 90 feet and turns left, again. One last time, he runs 90 feet and turns left. When he gets back home there are 2 men waiting for him. Who are they?

Spoiler:

The Swiss flag is square ^^

Only place with vowels , Aiea , in hawaii
Checkmate is from the version phrase "shah mat" which means , the king is dead XD

Pinnochio is Italian for pinehead XD
if you stretch a slinky out it measure 87 feet o.o

David wrote:

I'm athiest >_<

you mean Jehovah Witness ? -shot-

No...I dont believe in God

David wrote:

No...I dont believe in God

Me neither

David wrote:

No...I dont believe in God

do you even know what Jehovah is... >.>

The biblical term for Jesus Christ...brother of Lucifer (satan)...son of Elohiem (God)

Jehovah is spelled incorectly.

Ιεηοβα in Greek...
Jesus Christ in English...
Jesu Christo in Spanish...

I may be Scientologist/Atheist...but I've studied every religion.

...right

you might be a redneck if....you do this lol




- 911 what is your emergency?
- uh, my friend fell out of his treestand and i think he's dead
- calm down sir, first, we need to make sure he is dead
- okay, hold on a minute, *two shotgun shots in background*, okay, now what?

XD

I've heard that one....

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm

heh heh

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

That's gross

David wrote:

Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

I don't understand this one at all. ._.

hes talking about
how men think their penises are huge.
O.O
like .. inches.. t miles...
idk

im perverted.

Men don't normally think that. Most men want bigger penises, so naturally they'd think theirs is small.