Random sayings of the day

My keyboard all sticky-nerd kid me class XD
oh kay
If a tree falls in the forest when noone around did it really fall-confuins
The man who moves mountains begins by carry small mounds-confucius
I feed the poor they call me a saint.I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist(?)-By random dude
I fooled you.I fooled you.I got pig iron I got pig iron.I got all that pig iron.-a guy on drugs o.O
i am god thy should have no other god before me-bible
okay last on
Let me use the dam restroom-(?)
okay really last one
gdive me the fgfehj-me

Kitteh wrote:

My keyboard all sticky-nerd kid me class XD
oh kay
If a tree falls in the forest when noone around did it really fall-confuins
The man who moves mountains begins by carry small mounds-confucius
I feed the poor they call me a saint.I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist(?)-By random dude
I fooled you.I fooled you.I got pig iron I got pig iron.I got all that pig iron.-a guy on drugs o.O
i am god thy should have no other god before me-bible
okay last on
Let me use the dam restroom-(?)
okay really last one
gdive me the fgfehj-me

FO SHO ESSAY THATS WHTA I SAY NO HOMOS GONA CATHCH ME WITH A BATCHLER AN AIN'T NOE AMATURE.

"okay, Honestleh, who throws the cupcake" XD

*sits on ground and eats a cookie* hmm? was i supposed to say something? o.o"

XD

PJ wrote:

Kitteh wrote:

My keyboard all sticky-nerd kid me class XD
oh kay
If a tree falls in the forest when noone around did it really fall-confuins
The man who moves mountains begins by carry small mounds-confucius
I feed the poor they call me a saint.I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist(?)-By random dude
I fooled you.I fooled you.I got pig iron I got pig iron.I got all that pig iron.-a guy on drugs o.O
i am god thy should have no other god before me-bible
okay last on
Let me use the dam restroom-(?)
okay really last one
gdive me the fgfehj-me

FO SHO ESSAY THATS WHTA I SAY NO HOMOS GONA CATHCH ME WITH A BATCHLER AN AIN'T NOE AMATURE.

o_o what the-

HAIL HITLER(wanda)

Lol

WUT IS DIS SHYTT

its quite.... too quite

Wut iz dis shytt


My cat ripped my hands off

I can't type

no limbs :O

Lol last night I was watching neew moon, and I literally lmfao'd when Bella went flying off her dirtbike!!
Baha then Jacob had to come save her. Taylor lautner ftw ! And I laughed when that creepy dude (Jasper) said :
it'd be nice not to wanna kill you all the time. Then he licks his lips. LMFAO XD
oh and when laurent gets chased by teh wolves, the expression on his face was
hilarious. XD

So...new moon was amazing, and funny =]
even my dad liked it o_O

Cant count your chickens before they hatch

this is the terminator!
_ _ ____ ____ _ _ _ copy and paste him everywhere
........ ̿ ̿''\̵͇̿̿\з▌ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿ ̿........ so we can kill Justin Bieber
............../ \...................

Terminator......
YOU'RE A BITCH DX
;D

Lol i just saw it on FB and it said about killing Justin Bieber so i HAD 2 post him x]

Penis.

Clarance McGow wrote:

Cant count your chickens before they hatch

uh yea u can just x-ray the eggs and count away

the pen is mightier then the sword.....except if the sword is like reeaaaaaaally big

penis.

Wake up in the morning, kick a bitch in the face
grab mah condoms, get mah meth,
its time to hit this city.
Before i go, grab mah pills
and swollow em down
Cuz when i leave tonight, i aint cumin back.

Im talking scabies on mah arms.arms
STDs in mah pants,pants
There not going no where,where

Drop down, get on your knees, baby
Rollin around, get mah piss miss
Gunna get a lil bit, tipsssyyy..

Dont worry, im not preggers
so lets keep doing this now
tonight,
imma screw, till i see the sunlight

Lets fuck
Lets not stop
Till we grow super old.

dont even ask how i came up with that
e_e''

how did you come up with that!? jk x]

if only all the worlds scum shared the same throte and i had my heands around it

penis

this cuty is afraid of me..........iv sean its true face