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Z-man Moderator
Posts : 261 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 30 Location : ...here
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:12 pm | |
| ive got both good news and bad news, the good news is that there is no bad news. | |
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Shadow Mist
Posts : 42 Join date : 2009-11-29 Age : 30 Location : Hidden within the shadows...
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:54 pm | |
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Stardust121
Posts : 6 Join date : 2009-11-29 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:57 am | |
| if you shoot yourself with a feather and fall, | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:22 pm | |
| Like i said on facebook you'll splat like one too.
Can you imagine the mess.
Last edited by Me on Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:22 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:59 pm | |
| When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle - they're on TV!
Vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'.
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night!
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
Books are useless: I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" - and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me?
"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me. 'Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss. 'Number three, 'it was like that when I got here."
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! |
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Rivvell Moderator
Posts : 411 Join date : 2009-09-14 Age : 28 Location : Canada. AM I SPECIFIC OR WHAT ?
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:07 pm | |
| You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Way too sexist. | |
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Z-man Moderator
Posts : 261 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 30 Location : ...here
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:14 pm | |
| whether you consider the glass half full or half empty isnt important. what is important, however, is that you finish your drink.
hm ...that make sense? o_o | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:23 pm | |
| Women are like telephones. They love to be held and talked to. God forbid you push the wrong button...or you'll be disconnected =D |
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Z-man Moderator
Posts : 261 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 30 Location : ...here
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:41 pm | |
| whoever decided to name the orange (fruit) was really uncreative | |
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Rivvell Moderator
Posts : 411 Join date : 2009-09-14 Age : 28 Location : Canada. AM I SPECIFIC OR WHAT ?
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:51 pm | |
| XD
o.o
If you notice this notice, you'll notice theres nothing to notice with this notice... DID YA NOTICE THAT ? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:47 am | |
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Z-man Moderator
Posts : 261 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 30 Location : ...here
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:03 pm | |
| yesterday i tried to fly by jumping off a roof of a house and flapping my arms....... and it worked! | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:39 pm | |
| psh i did that yesterday...then i got hit by a plane. I don't exist anym- |
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Lyrical Lies
Posts : 68 Join date : 2009-10-01 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:04 pm | |
| if you wear a thong to a mall and youre a guy youre girlfriend will look at you funny | |
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Z-man Moderator
Posts : 261 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 30 Location : ...here
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:00 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:20 am | |
| Whatev. My girlfriend thinks i'm smexy when i do that |
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Lyrical Lies
Posts : 68 Join date : 2009-10-01 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:32 pm | |
| havent been on in a while cause my sis wont let me on her comp
if bananas had wings monkeys would have to learn to drive airplanes | |
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Z-man Moderator
Posts : 261 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 30 Location : ...here
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:11 pm | |
| im going to fill a room with 309 miniature lighthouse figurines | |
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Holly Moderator
Posts : 735 Join date : 2009-09-13 Age : 27 Location : .
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:12 pm | |
| - woops I accidently typed instead of . Now it's awkward. No it wasn't awkward until you said it was awkward, >.> now it's awkward! O.o - ....MOOO....MOOOOOO!! x3 - when I'm bored I just watch raindrops race eachother down a car window xD -life isn't a garden so stop bein a hoe. | |
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Z-man Moderator
Posts : 261 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 30 Location : ...here
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:40 am | |
| *insert random saying here* | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:45 am | |
| *inserts a random saying there* |
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Z-man Moderator
Posts : 261 Join date : 2009-11-13 Age : 30 Location : ...here
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:03 pm | |
| thank you | |
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Holly Moderator
Posts : 735 Join date : 2009-09-13 Age : 27 Location : .
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:49 pm | |
| - 911, WTF's wrong wit chu ?!
baha , . (: | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:43 pm | |
| no problemo mi amigo. Tu tienes mucho hablar por nada
holly: lol nice |
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smiley
Posts : 45 Join date : 2009-12-10 Age : 28 Location : Black Sands
| Subject: Re: Random sayings of the day Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:27 pm | |
| There are 3 types of people in this world 1 type is good at math and 1 type is bad at math.
This world is full of cool people so what does that make u? | |
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